"Deck Officer! DECK Officer!"

cornballer:

panzertron:

It’s been raining for like three days.  This is like some Blade Runner shit.  I need this rain to stop, so I can fly away to Kepler-22b on my giant, slow-moving blimp with a huge TV screen on the side of it.

A new life awaits you in the OFF-WORLD COLONIES!  The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

Cross now…Cross now…Cross now…